Tag Archives: Music Video

Rihanna Releases New Video, Uses Strippers to Distract From Bad Wig

4 Oct

I was about to be 110% on board with this video (we’re talking elaborate pole dances, rhinestone pasties and a lot of naked butts), but Rihanna’s blond wig/grandma sunglasses combo is so whack that I can’t even go there. RiRi, like, don’t you pay people to dress and style you? Someone should lose their job.

A Play-By-Play of Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” Video (SPOILER: It’s Aweful)

20 Jun

I have never heard this song nor seen the video until now.

0:05 – Beats Pill product placement. Okay, Nicki Minaj.

0:10 – Nooooo, what are you doinggggggg? A grill? Nooooo Miley, nooooo.

0:19 – Isn’t this a Rihanna video.

0:28 – Not enough EOS.

0:42 – Again, nooooo what are you doinggggg.

1:00 – 1:05 – why tho.

1:27 – God.

1:29 – Apparently no one told her that she actually can’t twerk even after that one video she did. Who let her do this?

1:44 – Minimale Animale swimwear is def making some bank off celeb endorsements, but sorry Miley, you just copied Iggy Azalea. NEXT.

1:49 – I have no reactions anymore.

2:35 – Honestly I’m done with this. Help.

2:55 – She’s dressed like Justin Bieber. But actually.

3:23 – No. Like no.

TL;DR: Rihanna did this like three years ago, a bunch of product placement, Miley still can’t twerk, the song is mediocre and the video makes it worse.

Remember how when the “Can’t Be Tamed” video came out, everyone freaked out because it was her first more “mature” effort as an artist? She was breaking away from Hannah Montana and wanted to be “taken seriously”? I think this is intended to be like that again, only I feel embarrassed for her because she clearly doesn’t realize she’s just made herself the butt of an unintended joke.