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A Cliché “Hits and Misses of 2013” List

20 Dec

At least it’s not another “Best Albums” list…

HITS:

1. 2 Chainz “Birthday Song” video (special shout out to Kanye’s skirt)

2. Depeche Mode’s September Barclays Center concert (I cried. I died.)

3. Lady Gaga on SNL (and, by association R. Kelly on SNL)

4. Robin Thicke’s striped referee suit, making appearances at the VMAs and in his “Give It 2 U” video.

5. John Newman (The male Adele)

6. The horses in Kanye West’s “Bound 2” video

7. Schoolboy Q’s verse in Macklemore’s “White Walls”

8. The YouTube comments on Justin Bieber’s “All That Matters” video

9. Iggy Azalea

10. Miley Cyrus

MISSES:

1. Justin Bieber’s tattoo of “Selena Gomez” (questionable)

2. Justin Bieber’s “All That Matters” video (special shout out to Justin trying to wear a skirt)

3. Robin Thicke, as a person.

4. Hashtags as song titles (ie. “#Beautiful,” “#THATPOWER,” “#GETITRIGHT,” etc.)

5. The Harlem Shake 😦

6. One Direction being sued by Def Leppard over ”Midnight Memories” sounding like “Pour Some Sugar On Me” (Also The Who’s “Baba O’Riley” and “Best Song Ever,” but duh.)

7. The latest iteration of Nelly’s career (see: “Hey Porsche” and his part in Florida Georgia Line’s “Cruise”)

8. Justin Timberlake’s entire 20/20 Experience (except “Mirrors.”)

9. Lil Wayne signing Paris Hilton, then collaborating with her.

10. Also Miley Cyrus

***Disclaimer: this was directly copied and pasted out of my work Outlook account since I had to make this for my job anyway. Oops. Sry. Original content coming soon, I promise ❤ xoxoxo

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A Play-By-Play of Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” Video (SPOILER: It’s Aweful)

20 Jun

I have never heard this song nor seen the video until now.

0:05 – Beats Pill product placement. Okay, Nicki Minaj.

0:10 – Nooooo, what are you doinggggggg? A grill? Nooooo Miley, nooooo.

0:19 – Isn’t this a Rihanna video.

0:28 – Not enough EOS.

0:42 – Again, nooooo what are you doinggggg.

1:00 – 1:05 – why tho.

1:27 – God.

1:29 – Apparently no one told her that she actually can’t twerk even after that one video she did. Who let her do this?

1:44 – Minimale Animale swimwear is def making some bank off celeb endorsements, but sorry Miley, you just copied Iggy Azalea. NEXT.

1:49 – I have no reactions anymore.

2:35 – Honestly I’m done with this. Help.

2:55 – She’s dressed like Justin Bieber. But actually.

3:23 – No. Like no.

TL;DR: Rihanna did this like three years ago, a bunch of product placement, Miley still can’t twerk, the song is mediocre and the video makes it worse.

Remember how when the “Can’t Be Tamed” video came out, everyone freaked out because it was her first more “mature” effort as an artist? She was breaking away from Hannah Montana and wanted to be “taken seriously”? I think this is intended to be like that again, only I feel embarrassed for her because she clearly doesn’t realize she’s just made herself the butt of an unintended joke.

Pop Stars React to Boston Marathon Bombing

16 Apr

As some of you may know, this is a Boston-based blog.

I’m not here to rant and rave about yesterday’s events, because there is really not much more to be said. A feeling has swept over the city that is really indescribable – it’s something that anyone who has ever been to Boston, or lived here, would not believe. It takes a lot to get Bostonians down, but what matters is how we get back up.

I want to take a little time to acknowledge and thank those in the global community for the outpour of support to those affected, and share some of our favorite pop stars’ messages to the people of Boston:

Find the latest information on the events unfolding in Boston on Boston.com’s live blog.