Tag Archives: Lady Gaga

A Cliché “Hits and Misses of 2013” List

20 Dec

At least it’s not another “Best Albums” list…

HITS:

1. 2 Chainz “Birthday Song” video (special shout out to Kanye’s skirt)

2. Depeche Mode’s September Barclays Center concert (I cried. I died.)

3. Lady Gaga on SNL (and, by association R. Kelly on SNL)

4. Robin Thicke’s striped referee suit, making appearances at the VMAs and in his “Give It 2 U” video.

5. John Newman (The male Adele)

6. The horses in Kanye West’s “Bound 2” video

7. Schoolboy Q’s verse in Macklemore’s “White Walls”

8. The YouTube comments on Justin Bieber’s “All That Matters” video

9. Iggy Azalea

10. Miley Cyrus

MISSES:

1. Justin Bieber’s tattoo of “Selena Gomez” (questionable)

2. Justin Bieber’s “All That Matters” video (special shout out to Justin trying to wear a skirt)

3. Robin Thicke, as a person.

4. Hashtags as song titles (ie. “#Beautiful,” “#THATPOWER,” “#GETITRIGHT,” etc.)

5. The Harlem Shake 😦

6. One Direction being sued by Def Leppard over ”Midnight Memories” sounding like “Pour Some Sugar On Me” (Also The Who’s “Baba O’Riley” and “Best Song Ever,” but duh.)

7. The latest iteration of Nelly’s career (see: “Hey Porsche” and his part in Florida Georgia Line’s “Cruise”)

8. Justin Timberlake’s entire 20/20 Experience (except “Mirrors.”)

9. Lil Wayne signing Paris Hilton, then collaborating with her.

10. Also Miley Cyrus

***Disclaimer: this was directly copied and pasted out of my work Outlook account since I had to make this for my job anyway. Oops. Sry. Original content coming soon, I promise ❤ xoxoxo

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Everyone Can Stop Talking About Lady Gaga’s Wheelchair Now

15 Mar

Lady GagaIn case you haven’t already heard the news: Lady Gaga got a wheelchair (she just had hip surgery).

But not just a basic hospital-issued chariot, no. Gags went and got herself a gold-plated designer wheelchair. Only the best.

Me, being the average, lowly citizen that I am, couldn’t care less what music’s elite chose to spend their money on in their spare time (JK, why would I even be writing about this?), but MANY PEOPLE, it seems, have taken issue with the fact that this particular wheelchair cost over 2,500 dollars.

“Why couldn’t she have donated the money to charity?”

“What example is she setting to her fans with her wasteful spending?”

Two things:

#1, You’re delusional if you think she had to pay a penny for jewelry designer Ken Borochov to get his name slapped all over the press for designing this thing. The thing about celebrities is that they have All Of The Money but they get everything for free. (Proof. It’s true because it’s on the Internet.)

#2, A gold wheelchair that only cost a couple thousand bones is probably one of the cheapest, most unexciting pieces of bullshit Lady G has paraded around with. Has the world forgotten her vast collection of Alexander McQueen and Giuseppe Zanotti, not to mention things like that one time she commissioned a custom egg to be made? And check out her latest tour rider (spoiler: a mannequin with pink pubic hair.)

All I’m saying is that even though it seems unfair in some cases, you get to spend what you make in this world. And if someone is trying to make an example of a celebrity that spends undeserved money, Gaga is, like, the worst person to pick because she works harder than 99.9% of other contemporary pop stars.

Oh, and also this is the wheelchair:

Gaga Wheelchair

Casual. Can you even blame her?