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Rihanna Releases New Video, Uses Strippers to Distract From Bad Wig

4 Oct

I was about to be 110% on board with this video (we’re talking elaborate pole dances, rhinestone pasties and a lot of naked butts), but Rihanna’s blond wig/grandma sunglasses combo is so whack that I can’t even go there. RiRi, like, don’t you pay people to dress and style you? Someone should lose their job.

An Open Letter to Mariah Carey and Miguel’s #Hashtag

29 May

#Beautiful

I can’t exactly put my finger on why it is that typing the phrase “#Beautiful” into my Spotify search bar makes me feel like an asshole, but it does. I can say that the moment I hit enter, I looked back at it and just thought, Really, world? This is what it’s come to?

#Beautiful

Of course, they’re not the first to capitalize on the hashtag phenom…just take a look at #will.i.am.

And while I’m here, can we all just agree that the album art straight looks like a high school graphic design class project? What is that butterfly graphic on the bottom? You can’t try to be all 2013 on us with the hashtag thing, and then this is font you use. And what is Mimi even doing right there? Okay, done. Listen below: